tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason
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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT
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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via tyleroakley)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via tyleroakley)